UK's bizarre holiday complaints

LONDON - THOMAS Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents have released a list of the strangest complaints made by British tourists said reports on Monday.

The list even included one where a tourist complained that his honeymoon was ruined after he saw an aroused elephant, leading to feelings of inadequacy.

British travellers also complained that beaches were 'too sandy' and another one was upset when they discovered fish swimming in the sea.

"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled," the tourist said.

The most common complaints were about nature; implying that the British population don't know much about the natural world.

"I was bitten by a mosquito - no-one said they could bite," a holidaymaker complained.

In another complaint a British guest at a Novotel hotel in Australia said his soup was too thick and strong, not realising he had been supping from the gravy boat reported news.com.au.

One of the oddest complaints came from a female traveller who blamed her hotel for her pregnancy.

"My fiance and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant,' the guest said.

'This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

Other complaints included 'there are too many Spanish people in Spain' and 'too much curry served in restaurants in India'.